sorites118 asked: So, my friend has been in several car crashes and gotten some speeding tickets too, but no matter how I try to convince him to slow down, he keeps on driving recklessly, saying he loves the thrill of going fast. Is this a very red characteristic? If not, what color would it be?
It’s very red.
I love how other white people view Scandinavians as a bunch of “exotic” whiteys that they can sprinkle their ancestry with to not be “so white” when in reality we can basically use baking powder instead of foundation up here
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It’s really sad, I’ve gone to sign cheques before and put ‘the Doctor.’
ALSO today in group someone was referring to another patient using a male pronoun, and the grumpiest and most curmudgeonly old man in the group barked out “THEY” and stopped the whole group then mumbled “they use they pronouns” and I had hearts in my eyes
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Hand on the titty, dick in the butt. Hell yeah.
finnick pregnant with triplets
annie and johanna make out
gale discovers district 14
president snow joins the rebellion
prim reaped for the 76th hunger games
omg tag your spoilers
dont forget peetas dance career
but who’s the father for finnick’s kids
you forgot that we find out that Gale was really Hannah Montana all along
"What use are emotions if you will not save the woman you love?”
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.